Thursday, August 21, 2008

Living in Tigard will take years off of your life

That isn't a statistical certainty but what is these days?

The stress of living in a traffic circle instead of a residential area will take years off of one's life of that I am quite sure even though it is hardly worth (nothing in Tigard is worth much) taking the time to tease out the numbers. Let us review the life-shortening problems in Tigard, Oregon:

1. Stress of ever increasing overpopulation and all the problems that come with it. These would include but not be limited to noise pollution, traffic congestion, declining civility, increasing vandalism and declining green space.

2. Stress of having to deal with the City of Tigard and its inability to do anything except build a skate park for a tiny fraction of citizens. Who uses a skate park? How about spending that money on a REAL CITY PLAN for a change. How about hiring some professionals instead of these amateurs.

3. Stress of being furious everyday about 1 and 2.

I am 100% sure that living in Tigard, Oregon will cut 5 years off of your life but I can't prove it and who cares anyway. Living those extra years in Tigard isn't a benefit but a punishment.

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